5) SOCKS
We must get you packing, king! It makes the audience go “oh-la-la.” Packing refers to having a slight bulge in your pants. (You know what for!) A sock is a simple and safe option that’ll give you the freedom of owning the stage to your fullest. Some kings prefer a slight bulge, while others love that wow factor a large crotch brings. It’s very subjective. If you chose the latter, just keep adding socks until you eventually feel like it’s enough. Remember, you’ll need men boxers that are semi-tight around the ‘penis area’. This is because the sock will add to the tightness. Calvin Kleins are optimal. They offer elegance and style and have that V stitching near the crotch, which provides excellent support. With this, you don’t need to worry about buying any other supporting equipment. Sports Direct offer a great deal where you can purchase two for £20 – really, a deal you just won’t regret. “I used to use a dildo, but it was very uncomfortable, Victor says. Socks are more comfortable and make that area look bigger, which is important. When you’re performing, you’re constantly on the move, and the last thing you want is for it to drop out on stage. Ugh, I’d feel so embarrassed if that happened!”
You can purchase socks almost anywhere; just keep in mind that the fabric is good!